I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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