You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
