So drunk, too bad you don't want this
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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