You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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