Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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