living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
This is classic penis vs brain.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Randomize
