so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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