White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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