If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Randomize
