Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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