you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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