on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
i out mim tonsoeep
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