god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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