When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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