she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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