If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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