Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
It's blow job season.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
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