Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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