I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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