Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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