I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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