I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
youre lurking in front of me
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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