The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Randomize
