This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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