i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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