I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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