Kareoke will never be a sober sport
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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