Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Randomize
