Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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