You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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