Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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