You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
