no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
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