Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
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