If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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