I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
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