i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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