Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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