Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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