just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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