More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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