As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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