PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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