SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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