have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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