did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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