dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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