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I'll bet she douches with gravy.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Farmville is her only friend.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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