Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Randomize