He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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