I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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