so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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