Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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