The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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