I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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